Top 5 Tips To Protect Yourself From An Alligator Attack
What if an alligator just showed up at your front door on your vacation?
Can you imagine???
(Don’t worry… class is in session!)
I was visiting with some friends yesterday who just returned from Florida. The topic of “Alligators & Crocodiles” came up.
Since my girls really want to visit DisneyWorld someday soon, I began thinking about how I would defend them/us from an unexpected attack by one of these giant water lizards.
And since this blog is about safety, security, & protection… I wanted to share my findings with my readers.
Here’s what a certified “alligator safety” expert has to say about being prepared… vs. being consumed:
First, you must understand why alligators are so angry. If you liked the movie, WATERBOY… the answer was simply explained,
“They got all them teeth, and no toothbrush!” 
A few things you’ll need to prepare:
- Your two thumbs
- A new pair of shorts
Tip # 1 – If you see an alligator approaching on dry land… run!! (Chances are good you’ll be ok.)
Tip # 2 – If you’re out of the water, climb on top of the gator’s back. (I hope you took wrestling in high school?)
Tip # 3 – Push both of your thumbs into the eye sockets of the alligator!
Tip # 4 – Push the head, neck & mouth into the ground while maintaining your balance. (easy, right?)
Tip # 5 – If all else fails, pray & scream for Crocodile Dundee!
Class dismissed!
Comments
Ok…I am not ready for our trip to Disney World. THanks for the tips!
omgosh i cant believe this i no most alligators r in florida
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